When I say I’m not going to drink
And then someone offers me tequila:
He who experiences the unity of life sees his own Self in all beings, and all beings in his own Self, and looks on everything with an impartial eye. - Buddha
Maybe I’ll learn self-love fully in this lifetime, maybe I won’t. But I have learned three things: to commit to loving myself no matter what, to take care of myself when I am hurting, and, most importantly, to be grateful for my life-lessons and the teachers who make me face them.
~ Sue Patton Thoele
”Friendship is the purest love. It is the highest form of Love where nothing is asked for, no condition, where one simply enjoys giving.” — Osho Rajneesh
When nails are grown, we cut nails not fingers. Similarly when misunderstanding is raising, We should cut our PRIDE, not the RELATIONSHIP. ;p
Its great to be Pinoy!!!
WHY FILIPINOS ARE THE BEST….
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified — an American, a Russian, an Australian, and a Filipino… He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine who of them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table the interviewer asked, ‘What is the fastest thing you know?’
Dave, the American, replied, ‘A THOUGHT. It just pops into your head. There’s no warning that it’s on the way; it’s just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of.’
‘That’s very good!’ replied the interviewer.
‘And now you sir?’ he asked Vladimir, the Russian.
‘Hmm…. let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don’t know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know.
”Excellent!’ said the interviewer. ‘The blink of an eye… that’s a very popular cliche for speed.’
He then turned to George, the Australian, who was contemplating his reply.
‘Well, out at my dad’s ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall there’s a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.’
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he had found his man. ‘It’s hard to beat the speed of light’ he said.
Turning now to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the same question.
Eleuterio replied, ‘Apter herring da 3 preybyus ansers sir, et’s ob yus to me dat the fastest thing is Diarrhea.’
‘WHAT!?’ said the interviewer, stunned by the response. The others were already giggling in their seats…
‘Oh, I can expleyn sir.’ said Eleuterio.
‘You see, sir, da ader day my tummy was peeling bad and so I run so fast to the CR, but before I could
THINK,
BLINK, or
TURN ON THE LIGHT,
…’tang ina, sir, I had alreydi shit in my pants!’
Eleuterio is now the new ‘Greeter’ at Wal-Mart.
Google has finally unveiled Google+, the company’s top secret social layer that turns all of the search engine into one giant social network
Coca-Cola and the World Wildlife Federation unveiled the first ever living billboard in the Philippines. “This billboard helps alleviate air pollution within its proximate areas as it can absorb a total of 46,800 pounds of carbon dioxide from the atmosphere, on estimate,” says botanist Anthony Gao.
